muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

Muck Yo Couch

Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch

Smooth, muck yo couch son.

by Ryan Stryker December 3, 2007

muck face

A reference to describe someone who's got a hot body but also has an ugly face, or if the first thing you notice is their ugly face. This cover the whole scale of uglyness, a less refined man/or woman may find a muck face attractive.

Pete: That chick playing pool is a hootie!

Gary: No way she's got terrible muck face.

Pete: Look at her body man?

Gary: True but I can't look at her face for too long, and your just desperate!

Pete: Your right, but that's why they invented doggy style! Alright!

by speefer madness October 23, 2006

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

by Romance77 March 4, 2010

muck my barn

eating a vagina/bush out.

Travis Scott: I love you

Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy

by nukchung October 2, 2017

muck it up

After a good doggie style romp, the jizz left on the tip of your cock gets rubbed into the chicks bunghole. A little poop gets mixed in during the rubbing and you muck it up.

After banging the bitch doggie style, I blew on her back. Then I mucked it up for a bit, before banging her sister.

by Dr. Davidoff Vilson March 28, 2005

muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.

Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.

by Spoons April 7, 2005