moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose December 2, 2010

massing

A form of using brutal force of a mass instead of people with skill to fight.

Yeasterday the Alliance was massing Onyxia with 40 people.

by Phlex May 13, 2005

Mousing

The act of taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka and inserting it into one's vagina to become drunk.

Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?

Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!

Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?

by Dougdoug22 November 14, 2011

Moosing

To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.

Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!

by Sakotheking November 30, 2013

The Missing Link

An individual with a gigantic golden horseshoe lodged in his ass. This person can never lose, or do anything wrong. He is the golden child and Teflon man in one. The complete opposite of being Kloused. This individual can even scam the Illinois government and collect multiple pensions to fund his gaming apps, but still not buy a round of drinks at the ball game.

I can't believe Joe is going on vacation again... that son of a bitch is The Missing Link.

The Cubs finally won the World series because they had The Missing Link in the stands.

by Road dog November 12, 2018

Missing Link

The act of waking up after a long and fruitful night of partying; and someone you didnt even know walks by (preferably a door way) to go to the bathroom.

"damn dude last night was crazy"

"hell yea"

"hey who the fuck was that?"

"iunno"

"MISSING LINK!!"

by LucyLuScoobyDoo March 8, 2010

Missing someone

you think you miss a person but really you are just missing the routine of being around the person you miss the feeling they gave you nor actually the person themselves and that is why we often make the mistake of going back to the same person only to find ourselves feeling more and more miserable..

someone- are you still #missing someone

you- nah.. i just miss the memories not the person

by snakegirl150 September 27, 2020