sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

by French immagrint March 24, 2021

Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

moron

n. A person whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

Bush is a moron.

by virus March 31, 2003

mormon porn

Doesn't really exist.

I want to watch some mormon porn!

by JimWoods December 16, 2007

Mordor

That God forsaken hill in Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada. Not to be walked up unless you are an Olympic Athlete, a Himalayan Sherpa, or Guntash. The very reason nobody who lives in the town has a soul.

Dude: Wanna go to school today?

Guy: Mordor!!!

Dude: Good point, lets just get drunk/ stoned.

by Hod February 21, 2009

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

mordor

the middle earth equivalent of compton.

sauron is the landlord and crack dealer of mordor.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010