Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Moving Furniture

The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.

“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”

by ottoh May 1, 2013

moding

when a person needs a shit but holds it. while doing something interactive.

Bob: R u moding?
Jim: yes i am!

by Crack headz March 20, 2009

Mooing

When the white female is in intense intercours that the male then cums all of the female causing her to make a loud moan, a moan that resembles the moo of a cow

Man: IM CUMMING
Female: MOOOOO
Man: I love the way your mooing

by Big Dick Dongo March 1, 2018

Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008