hot momma

Refering to the sexyness of a female

Dang, that girl in drama class is one hot momma.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009

momma

the only person that raised you..the only one who took your shit

Momma said thier be days like this

by tj87 September 6, 2013

Suga momma

A splendidly wealthy woman, whose bank account attracts slews of men. Often coming from daddy, a trust fund, or ex husband, these rich girls love spending their money.
Suga momma's are fun, extravagant, classy, and beautiful.

Even more then spending on themselves, a Suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. Men can think they're fooling a Suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn't care! A Suga momma's man is young, hot, and charming; so it's a win-win. A Suga momma doesn't need him for his money, so she'll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, sexual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) If you can keep your Suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!

"Yo, your girl has no common sense! She's stupid. How do you even have a conversation with that airhead?"

"Why would I care what she says anyways? I get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, AND I drive an Escalade. All I gotta do is fuck her, tell her I love her, then she pays for lots of shit."

"Damn! You've got it made. Is that why you quit your job?"

"Sure is! Who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!"

by uk u wish u had one February 8, 2010

YA MOMMA

Ya mommma. a term used when you dont want to answer a question.

Guy: Hey kid where do you live?
Kid: YA MOMMA.

by Steven Cumbee August 22, 2010

Baby Momma

Some one who takes the money that she is supposed to use to take care of the kid and spends on a rental car for the summer, buys hair, gets nails done and pretends to be a baller with her child support to impress all her friends who all thinks she is a loser for losing such a good man. Normally attempting to make some poor man life hell because she was to sorry to keep him.

"uppity baby momma"

by Pissed of baby daddy June 15, 2009

momma's boy

A wimp. A sissy. A wuss. An immiture adult male who refuses to grow up by allowing his mommy to run his life. If he's married, his wife is probably a frustrated and lonely woman in constant opposition to her mother-in-law. If he's single and seeking a spouse, he will want his mommy's permission to date/marry her. There is NOTHING wrong with a man who wants his mother's approval for his woman (harmony between the mother and other woman is important), but wanting her permission is another issue. Upon his mother's death, he will emotionally withdraw and want to die with her and won't be able to function without her. A man becomes a momma's boy either by being coddled since childhood or his insecurity hasn't allowed him to mature and indivituate from her emotionally.

Being a momma's boy is probably the #1 thing that can ruin a man's relationship with the woman in his life.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008