Continuous Monday

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.

John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."

by Jm828 October 04, 2009

Mexican Monday

getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.

i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street

by lolachan March 07, 2010

Gay Monday

A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.

Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.

1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.

by AltRockFan May 26, 2009

superbowl monday

That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.

The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.

by Wasser_spiegel February 05, 2007

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 27, 2009

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 13, 2010

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 23, 2019