Continuous Monday

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.

John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."

by Jm828 October 3, 2009

Mexican Monday

getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.

i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street

by lolachan March 6, 2010

Gay Monday

A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.

Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.

1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.

by AltRockFan May 26, 2009

superbowl monday

That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.

The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.

by Wasser_spiegel February 7, 2007

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.

Hey break out the mason jars cracker it's Moonshine Monday.

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009