by daniel d October 10, 2005
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
by Kyle1998 January 22, 2015
When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.
by The moist bandito's July 31, 2020
A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).
by IAmReallyNotACat April 8, 2021
Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
by moistness June 9, 2011