mooks

When you wear shorts with a velcro fly (ie boardshorts) and your pubic hair gets stuck. It hurts like a bitch

Fuck! Check out these mooks! My fucking pubic hair is stuck in this mook!

by lep saul November 1, 2006

mooks

Muslim gook
It was a st dominic's slag form pertaining to any south east asian muslim, usually identified by their very funny headgear!

There are too many MOOKS in indonesia!

by Titot Prayoga October 4, 2005

moeisbitchy

A cat by the name of Moe who acts evil like a bitch except a cat not a dog(female dogs are bitchs)

The moeisbitchy was acting rude,Oh well that dumbazz has something comin'

by Alex July 22, 2003

moessner

An egotistical, condescending douche bag and creeper. Often lies about everything (ex. intelligence, self defense skills, etc.). Tries to control everyone thinking that they are ignorant. Highly Possessive.

wow that dude acts like a moessner. No wonder he's losing friends.

by treemunger August 10, 2009

Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS

E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.

by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010

clark-monks

a really fit being that all girls crave

that lads second name should be clark-monks

by brewin June 30, 2011

moes

Plural of "moose." It is used to describe multiple moose. If there was just one moose, you would say, "A moose." For any more than one, it is, "moes." One and a half also counts.

She has a herd of ten moes so I hear.

by Rei Dentrick January 30, 2005