mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 03, 2022

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 23, 2020

Mom

Awesome lady that gave you life

Love you mom

by Cookie doh August 10, 2019

Mom

the person that BIRTHED YOU.

Your mom had sex with your dad.

by January 30, 2023

mom

the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead

i love u mom

by * Trinity * June 30, 2020

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020

Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 23, 2020