mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend

this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.

by billy smallz December 21, 2009

Mistressish

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!

Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie

by BernMan April 29, 2010

Mistress

A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife

Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.

Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday

Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me

by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021

misto

A misto is a "cafe americano(which is a shot of espresso served over hot water)," with steamed milk on top. Not to be confused with a cafe au lait, which is drip coffee with steamed milk on top.

Customer: "I'd like a misto to go."
Barista: "We don't have those."
Customer: "Can you make me an Americano?"
Barista: "Yes."
Customer: "Can you put some steamed milk on top?"
Barista: "Sure."
Customer: "Than you can make me a misto..."

by CE NYC December 3, 2010

minstroll

Minstroll comes from the words minstrel an troll. Over at digitalpoint forums it is common knowledge that when minstrel says something it will be just another troll so we call it a minstroll.

Damn son, do you ever contribute anything noteworthy? Stop being the minstroll!

by minstrollFanBoy November 27, 2005

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

MistressMage

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009