The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008
Get the Valkenburg Mirrormug. A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.
by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009
Get the Piss mirrormug. a type of Rubix cube but with no colors. Though you would think that it could be easy to solve, you are clearly mistaken, it has different shapes that when soling you have to try to get back into the square shape it origonaly was.
Person 1:Hey have you heard of a mirror cube
Person 2:no what is a mirror cube
Person 1: its hard to explain
Person 2:no what is a mirror cube
Person 1: its hard to explain
by bri1234567890 January 28, 2023
Get the mirror cubemug. When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
by Zenoren April 17, 2020
Get the Mirror Lockedmug. Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
by themainbwana July 30, 2009
Get the Dodging the Mirrormug. A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are
by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022
Get the Snapchat mirrormug. a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat
by badbunnyisnothot October 20, 2022
Get the mirror peoplemug.