Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion November 08, 2008

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 05, 2009

compliment mirror

someone who’s only response to receiving compliments, is giving you a new compliment back, or even reusing the same towards you

“I called him cute and he said it right back like an actual compliment mirror”

by mayo.alizardo September 16, 2020

mirror people

a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat

´´hey wanna go to the black cat in vrchat no there are to many mirror people

by badbunnyisnothot October 21, 2022

Snapchat mirror

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022

Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.

"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."

by Zenoren April 18, 2020

Mirror Effect

When you look in a mirror or someone tells you you you’re drunk and you instantly feel that much more drunk

Bro I was fine till the mirror effect hit me, I’m messed up now

by Yungswaggs November 09, 2020