Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

Mirror Phobic

A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.

Look ate Catweazel over there, is he completely Mirror Phobic?

by Seymour Van Dors May 14, 2012

Mirror Neuron

a type of brain cells that are activated both when an individual performs an action and when they observe another individual performing the same action.

you see someone smile, your mirror neurons activate, allowing you to experience the feeling of happiness or joy that the other person is experiencing. Similarly, when you watch a skilled athlete perform a complex movement, your mirror neurons activate, enabling you to understand how the movement is performed and potentially allowing you to learn the movement yourself through imitation.

by bbniyo March 9, 2023

Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.

"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."

by Zenoren April 17, 2020

Snapchat mirror

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022

mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.

"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."

by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012