Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus

"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"

by Marching powder January 2, 2021

James Miser

The man who smoked once and is in the back of everyone’s mind. Just read the example

“Package for James Miser.”

by Adwatcher May 24, 2021

Penalty Misser

A Penalty Misser also a Jogger, Sambo, or Pickaninny, is a particular type of player who misses a penalty for England in a European Cup final

The 3 players who missed their penalty for England all had something in common. That Penalty Misser should maybe think about changing his career to become an aspiring rapper

by Truther88 July 13, 2021

Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery

*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time

by Jeramuse December 11, 2021

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."

Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*

by da world. September 23, 2022

mimster

Wickedly beautiful fairy princess

Check out that foxy "mimster"

by mimster September 11, 2006