Melbourners

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia

We are Melbourners.

by Melbourner May 3, 2017

Melbourne

A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.

Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!

by The Bont October 8, 2017

Melbourne

A pretty city in Victoria. there are lots of dogs and cafes as well as pretty gardens and cool stuff to do in the city.
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion

"hey im going to melbourne!"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"

by istilldontgettumbler November 6, 2017

Melbourne Navigation

The action of a guy shouting out "Southside" while doing a "W" gang gesture with his left hand.

Ivan is streaming NWA and is enjoying it so much, so he Melbourne Navigations.

by DeAndre Fields April 3, 2018

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.

"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"

by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

Melbourne

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies

Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere

by Mika Job October 22, 2020

Melbourne

Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.

I’m from Melbourne btw.

Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.

by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021