were cafeteria food is terrible, were your long time friends turn eather gay,backstabers, or duces. were the bathrooms are never cleaned and always smell like something died in there. were girls that were ugly and fat turn super hot, but wont go out without because of when you and your friends teased them and rejected them in elementry school. were teachers are communists an hate kids and act like total ass holes to every student.
by baka kuso yaro April 13, 2011
by H8TER13 May 14, 2009
A place you go where you pretty much lose your childish innocence (although these days most kids have already lost it) and will want to conform to be like everybody else (especially the so-called "in" crowd who will stay the "in" crowd throughout high school and merge with the "in" crowd from the other middle school). Work-wise it's no big-deal; social-wise it's a VERY different story. In middle school the food sucks and everyone suddenly thinks they're so fucking hot or grown-up or whatever and may even want to experiment with drugs and sex (depending on your location). Middle school is the place where you thought you were going to magically become prettier/hotter/cooler/funnier but realize you suffer through it with pimples, mood swings, the works. Unless you were born as one of the "in" crowd kids. Then life is yours.
You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.
It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.
You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.
It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.
God, how I hated middle school; everyone thought they were the shit back then!
Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.
Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.
by mister def July 27, 2014
(Noun) Hell. Usually lasts 2 to 3 years. Initiates usually at 11 or 12, symptoms include body hair, cracking of the voice, the strong desire to f*ck the blonde 2 lockers down from you, mean-@$$ teachers, social class separation, etc. usually ends at 14-15, with signs such as major forehead injuries, increased stress, acne, and the feeling of "oh my gosh get me out of here I can't take it any more!"
Steven: Aww man, I've known Susie for 6 years and now she won't talk to me any more!
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.
by Dukmeisterindahowse March 09, 2014
Literally the worst 3 years of your life. Most of the things you learn there are nonsense and you always fail all your core classes. Then only fun thing out of the whole school day is dismissal and most of the bullying is done by the teachers. The 6th graders Can’t ever shut the fuck up and are immature little kids and the 7th and 8th graders think their cool cause they hit puberty. Most of the drama is about Johnny kissing girls. Then you have the wierd emo kids who will hiss at you and do some weird goth shit. Middle school is prison.
by RobloxGawd99972644910847 May 16, 2018
One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
by Tripleh May 29, 2013
by Nick The Hobo December 23, 2004