When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016
Get the Michigan Wet Mitten mug.Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan
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Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
by IndyQueer February 27, 2009
Get the Michigan Mop Job mug.Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.
Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.
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Get the michigan mug.A state in the upper U.S. that is shaped like a mitten. It is a state that is usually picked on mostly because of the weather, potholes, and sports teams and people tend to say it is a bad place without even going there. It is best known for its cold weather, Eminem, and car productivity.
by The Unknown February 22, 2005
Get the Michigan mug.1. More fun than the University of Michigan.
2. Not filled with snobby assholes.
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4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.
2. Not filled with snobby assholes.
3. Best party school around.
4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.
1. If you like to study, go to U of M. If you like to party, go to state.
2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.
3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.
4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.
2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.
3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.
4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.
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