Mexican Taint 

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)

Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!

Mexican Taint by JeFams November 15, 2010

Mexican tool bag 

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

Mexican tool bag by jamaaly May 6, 2011

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

Mexican Taxi Cab by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

mexican turtle flap 

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

mexican turtle flap by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

mexican traffic 

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

mexican traffic by Phenen October 24, 2017

mexican teabag 

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

mexican teabag by Thedecker May 15, 2018

Mexican Tongue syndrome 

When you eat a Sour Skittles and you happen to be Mexican so your tongue starts burning. Especially of the Grape kind.

"Wow! I have some Mexican Tongue Syndrome because I ate some grape sour skittles."

"I'm a Mexican so I can't eat that Sour skittle. It's just Mexican tongue Syndrome.

Mexican Tongue syndrome by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMexica May 28, 2018