1st guy: am sorry you lost your parents, that is why I am offering you a job.
2nd guy: so the job you are offering is a mercy fuck?
2nd guy: so the job you are offering is a mercy fuck?
by Kyennan October 31, 2019
by markmd815 November 28, 2022
"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."
by Jake March 24, 2004
A person that has the excuse to blame their fucking team if they lose and just says that if they stole a so called play of the game they are a pro and all they do it sit on their ass and press one button hiding behind a player or wall
by AmErIcAn__LaTiNo April 09, 2017
Derived from "mercy fuck". Having lunch with someone because you feel sorry for them and they keep suggesting to have lunch sometime.
Bill kept bugging me to get together to hear his dumb ideas, so i finally budged and gave him a mercy lunch.
by Kiddo con carmex December 22, 2010
by Roy McCallister January 11, 2007
Girls who attend Our Lady of Mercy Academy and are involved in school activities, shaving legs on a monthly basis while hair is in asirty bun.
mercy girls make fun of class mates who wear make up to school and who fix/straighten their hair. they avoid nuns in the hallways at all costs while looking fine in plaid.
on weekends mercy girls transform into the hott hygenic girls everyone sees and are the life of the party. they go on to be fabulous women who either marry extremely wealthy men or have successful carreers. after graduation, alumni visit too often because they miss the chocolate chip mercy life.
mercy girls make fun of class mates who wear make up to school and who fix/straighten their hair. they avoid nuns in the hallways at all costs while looking fine in plaid.
on weekends mercy girls transform into the hott hygenic girls everyone sees and are the life of the party. they go on to be fabulous women who either marry extremely wealthy men or have successful carreers. after graduation, alumni visit too often because they miss the chocolate chip mercy life.
"She's such a mercy slut"
"how dare you! she's a nice lady"
"I'm sorry, your right, i really meant Mercy Girls because it's obvious now i could never land such a hott successful girl with my ugly face"
"how dare you! she's a nice lady"
"I'm sorry, your right, i really meant Mercy Girls because it's obvious now i could never land such a hott successful girl with my ugly face"
by ya doot May 03, 2010