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Dick mercy

When you want dick but you want mercy meaning wanting to have sex without being that hard meaning you want mercy
by Mercyyyyy September 11, 2021
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Mercy

The act of killing someone painlessly and quickly.
With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy. ... Thanos 2018
by Thanos the mad titan February 23, 2019
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mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman
"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."
by Jake March 23, 2004
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mercy main

A person that has the excuse to blame their fucking team if they lose and just says that if they stole a so called play of the game they are a pro and all they do it sit on their ass and press one button hiding behind a player or wall
That's a mercy main they don't know how to do anything
by AmErIcAn__LaTiNo April 8, 2017
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merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.
Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!
by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007
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Mercy Lunch

Derived from "mercy fuck". Having lunch with someone because you feel sorry for them and they keep suggesting to have lunch sometime.
Bill kept bugging me to get together to hear his dumb ideas, so i finally budged and gave him a mercy lunch.
by Kiddo con carmex December 23, 2010
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Mercy Girls

Girls who attend Our Lady of Mercy Academy and are involved in school activities, shaving legs on a monthly basis while hair is in asirty bun.

mercy girls make fun of class mates who wear make up to school and who fix/straighten their hair. they avoid nuns in the hallways at all costs while looking fine in plaid.
on weekends mercy girls transform into the hott hygenic girls everyone sees and are the life of the party. they go on to be fabulous women who either marry extremely wealthy men or have successful carreers. after graduation, alumni visit too often because they miss the chocolate chip mercy life.
"She's such a mercy slut"

"how dare you! she's a nice lady"

"I'm sorry, your right, i really meant Mercy Girls because it's obvious now i could never land such a hott successful girl with my ugly face"
by ya doot May 2, 2010
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