melon boy

Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.

"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"

by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

Meloncholy

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

melmonts

Noun; A foolish person prone for random outbursts. A melmonts will provoke you randomly by contradicting whatever it is that you say, while not even grasping what they are talking about. Also known as a Thizzle.

That person sure is a melmonts, they started going off about otter pops and granny nips. Don't they have anything better to do?

by Reallymeantaru November 10, 2018

Melonie

Melonie is a nice, funny girl that is so beautiful, she likes to tell dad jokes and be chill. She likes having guy friends becasue they’re cooler and she can relate. A tom boy. She is super smart and pretty but likes t call herself ugly and dumb.

boy 1: omg she’s so pretty and smart who’s that???

boy 2: that’s melonie she’s a dumb bitch lmao jk

by melonie p November 2, 2019

Melon

BIG BOOBS

I love the teacher's melon.

by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

melden

The word "melden" is a Dutch word to inform or being informative ! People who have this name are actually very calm in nature, introvert kind of people and crazy about friends ! Melden is a loving person who understands people always and never backs of from anything he promises ! He is a man of his words and is very loving ! He will achieve everything he wants in life. He will be a great example of a true friend in future endeavors!

Melden believes in friendships rather love! He knows that the best is yet to come. They enjoy life to the fullest!

by Joyce.xo January 10, 2023