Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.

Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!

by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017

Dirty McHenry

Dying a girls hair blonde during sex to ensure you can actually finish and shouting “Women are objects!”

I need to perform a Dirty McHenry on you

by Sex Enforcer June 18, 2020

daddy machete

Known as machete he found himself a big haxor in the swatting and ddos community

This guy also got passed around by every girl

But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1

Daddy Machete/Machete

by Tha feds February 17, 2021

Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

den Sep machen

When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself

So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen

by Benny8Westside September 20, 2020