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maxwell harrison poe 

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.
Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!

maxwell-gumbleton 

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.
Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him
maxwell-gumbleton by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

maxwell crawford 

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody
if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution
maxwell crawford by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019

Maxwell Heights Secondary School 

maxwell is a school full of a bunch of pot heads, vape gods and alcoholics. you go to maxwell if you want to become a different person.

Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.
Kevin: yo do u go to maxwell?
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs

Maxwell Cheeseman 

A guy who needs to sit down and eat his beans
Maxwell cheeseman likes the taste of his homies
Maxwell Cheeseman by Benjama August 16, 2021

Maxwell house 

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
Maxwell house by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021