Maxwelle

Someone who thinks he's stupid & can't really parse

I'm trying to parse, but I'm a Maxwelle

by NotMaxwelle June 6, 2023

Maxwell

A creep who stalks people

Hey that’s such a maxwell moment

What a creep

by Sheeeeeeesh:;) March 22, 2022

Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.

Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Maxwell

A Maxwell is someone who is packing the most heat out of the group. Dick ranges from 9-12 Inches at age 8. Known for his natural ability to pull bitches and have a A+ pull out gang.

I heard Maxwell is packin

by your local octopus June 3, 2020

maxwell

maxwell is a all round dickhead he is one shitty person he treats people like trash but has great hair and toes

girl 1: maxwell is a bum but has great toes
girl 2: true

by my little mortys November 19, 2019

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

maxwelling

Greatly exaggerating one's own success and abilities.

There's no way he can bench 300 lbs, he's just maxwelling us.

by Kawasaki_7 March 23, 2022