Mattison 

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end

Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.

Mattison by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011

mattie 

kind-o the coolest, sweetest person ever. usually swedish or scandinavian and can't sing....

that girl i just met...yeah, she's a mattie. just looking at her makes me want to give her flowers!

mattie by suzannie June 15, 2008

Mathis 

A guy who is very loving and caring, he loves to be around friends but Also likes to be alone. He is the tall guy of the group, he is always there for those who needs him. He can cook a great big meal, dessert and everything. He will always listen to you talk 24/7. He is a very very nice guy with a great personality

"He looks like a Mathis!"
"Why?"
"He’s cute and adorable”

Mathis by Luca-deluca November 28, 2020

mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

mantis ass punch by Joe Mantis February 25, 2008

matisyahu 

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

matisyahu by C_Dub January 7, 2006

Matticus 

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

Matticus by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

mattia polibio

a racist and homophobic tiktok boy who doesn't apologize for his actions. anyone who dislikes this is probably a fan girl. he wont hit you up tho bby

mattia polibio: says n word and f word
fans: oh em gee he is only babie
mattia: bad haircut*
fans: bye ew

mattia polibio by wifebeaterunity March 15, 2020