Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…
by Jeremies May 12, 2023
Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.
by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 03, 2019
He is a chad. Usually a short guy who drives a Camry SE and is the general manager for the JV basketball team. Typically around the height of 5’10
by Camryse2023 November 15, 2022
A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
by Fat crackdad August 06, 2019
Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024
Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 01, 2022
by Mathew is gay March 06, 2020