Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

manayaise

meaning "man there is"

Manayaise a lot of people in here.

by David March 28, 2005

hakuna matata

The original YOLO. The original way to say 'Don't give a shit, let's do stupid shit'.

It isn't YOLO. It's hakuna matata.

by BabydollDame22 January 20, 2017

A Petty Malaya

She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, I’m jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. 😂👌💯

Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: That’s my Petty Friend she Petty asf 😂. That’s A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.

Girl: wow 😮

by National Days Inc. December 10, 2018

Hakuna Matata

A metaphior which means, no worries
BTS J-Hope rap parts in Boy in Luv😘😘

abcdefg hakuna matata oh

by let me be the statue in bs&t December 14, 2017

akuna matata

Dont worry, be happy

Swahili, Kenyan

It's an exlamation, use it as is

by Chicken George April 24, 2003

akuna matata

Has the same meaning as Hakuna Matata. The only difference is one is in Sotho( Lesotho) and the other one is in Swahili.

Mphe tjelete Me ( Please give me money mom)
Akinatjele ( I dont have any money)
Okay, akuna matata.(Okay, akuna matata)

by TSP001 May 23, 2008