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Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
by Carlos125 November 8, 2017
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Martin

by Minipenis January 17, 2020
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Martin

the thickest boi know to makind he is a bad boy who dont need no body. he is a booty
He is so a Martin.
by Dáweed January 27, 2020
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Martins

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up your cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyone's heart melt.
Oh, how I love Martins. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
by Martins E February 5, 2020
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a kid who rages when playing fortnite and screams in his mic till the boys are gone deaf, he masturbates all the time to fortnite porn and says he has crippling depression, his most recent meme is from 2012.
"hey martin wanna play fortnite?"

*jerk* *jerk* *jerk* hell yeah bunny brawler
by mmic July 28, 2020
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If you just can't eat and spill food on your clothes.
by Hobbiter and not Martin August 1, 2020
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Janez bougt a house for a girl and they are not even dating what a Martin
by miha tursek September 10, 2020
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