Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009

marry the ketchups

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death

"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."

by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020

Will you marry me

uh who are u, no lol

(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad”

by definitely not Nadia July 13, 2021

marry me

The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.

Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.

by Mr Shark November 24, 2006

Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

marry poppins

Marry Poppins, the greatest movie of all time. 40th Year Anniversary DVD is now out, go get it!

Have you ever seen Marry Poppins..............on weed?

by d3fault_dot_xbe December 19, 2004

Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011