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Mantivity

Noun, describing all things Man. Being Man is religion, it is a lifestyle, it is MAN! Being Man, you follow not quite strict guidelines of "Mantivities". http://mantivities.wordpress.com/
That website gives many Mantivities and what they rate on the Manscale. When your man, life is the Game. Everything is part of the game.
Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is Man and Tank)
Mantivity
by LiamDisCool December 9, 2008
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Mortality rate

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.
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e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.
Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.
by spencewah July 8, 2011
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Caveman Mentality

The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems
Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow

Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality
by Splicel December 1, 2009
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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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Mentacity

1. a word used to describe mental capacity.

2. a object with a name you can't think of
We are older, we have more mentacity
Pass the mentacity over here
by Rod Stuntman March 3, 2011
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AFC mentality

Caused from a large portion of the male population (see AFC) who have gradually brought down their bar for women they would screw so drasticaly low that even ugly chicks are getting much attention from guys. These guys figure that here is a pussy that is under the command of their supieror looks, therefore she is lucky to have him and that she should consider herself very fortunate... however, what this AFC doesn't know is that there are millions out there like him, some of whom have already given this ugly chick much attention and ego, so she isn't at all desperate (unlike him).

These fatties and uglies get this so often. So, ironically most men have undone the very thing they set out to do: take easy, "unsought" after pussy they thought that thought they could own. And now have made these girls much more difficult for all fellow AFC's! Furthermore, these girls now figure that they can let themselves go. All this stems from two things: all girls need guys to come up to them (for ego at least), guys need something to put their dicks in. They figure instead of masturbation, even an ugly girl would be 10x better + so freagin easy (percieved easyness is huge appeal to an AFC).

AFC mentality is always accompanied by a complete lack of pick up skills.
guy: lol look at dan getting rejected by that 3/10
dan: man what a bitch, she doesn't know what a good thing is when it's right in front of her
guy: no... you just got no pick up skills and an AFC mentality
by Agilio October 28, 2005
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