Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012

Manire

Genius, super awesome and have an alien type intelligence level. Manire's often need interpreters to help communicate their native language. Tough as nails and tender-hearted at the same time. Born tender-hearted but learned to be tough as nails because everyone called them Manure in elementary school. Any Manire knows what it's like to stand alone from top to bottom. They are giving. Sometimes people think they're drunk when in reality, they just live in their own world.

genius, intelligent, alien, Manire

by reallysuperawesome February 4, 2010

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

by Major Awesome April 2, 2010

manitoba

Often ridiculed prarie province of Canada. Americans have never heard of it because its above the Dakotas (another place they've never heard of), Canadians forget about it because it had only one city and it's near nothing else. Manitobians are an industrious bunch, because they have to take care of themselves. They weather sucks, and if you don't live in Winnipeg, then you're probably near nothing. Winnipeg isn't bad but it had the same reputation as Buffalo or Cleveland in the US, as if its some bad place that everyone should leave. Manitoba's got lots of lakes too.

Manitoba's at the 100th meridian, where the great plains begin.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008

Manime

Manly animes, has nothing to do with cigarillos.

Doug likes MANime. Doug is not a cigarillo.

by EB dude March 21, 2009