The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend
My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!
by cleverone1 June 16, 2010

1) Totally blowing off/ignoring a team-mate or partner when they try to congratulate you on a nice play.
2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.
2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.
1) After picking up a nice block, Kyle Major Leagued Lee's attempt to high-five him on the way back to the sideline.
2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that.
2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that.
by Do0b1uS March 26, 2011

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