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English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009
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D Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of two sharps or flats.
D major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
D E F# G A B C# D
by Levi Morris June 24, 2006
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Major Leaguer

After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend
My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!
by cleverone1 June 16, 2010
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Major Leaguing

1) Totally blowing off/ignoring a team-mate or partner when they try to congratulate you on a nice play.

2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.
1) After picking up a nice block, Kyle Major Leagued Lee's attempt to high-five him on the way back to the sideline.

2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that.
by Do0b1uS March 26, 2011
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Bantorales Major

The muscle in the neck which tenses when one makes superb banter.
Woah fuck, i got a cramp in my Bantorales Major from all this fuggin banter!
by H MAYN July 11, 2010
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major bummer

Used to describe a really really disappointing or unlucky situation.
Carl couldn't get his crush to go to Prom with him, he was like "what a major bummer man".
by Stíkà May 15, 2016
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major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect
Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight
by tsizz13 July 5, 2016
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