Maggie

One who neglects personal boundaries and human emotion. A vile person who wishes ill fortunes onto another just by being within 10 feet of them.

Short, stumpy, and rude.

A person who tells another to do something because this "Maggie" will not be burdened with such.

TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!

-"Do you see that Maggie over there?"
-"That what?"
-"Maggie. The fat bitch over there that just screamed at that person because the person's shoes don't match."
-"Oh. Yeah. WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!"

-"Wow, look at that Maggie!"
-"Yeah, I can see her from across the field. Why is she screaming at that person?"
-"I think they tried to do her a favor."

by FuckBitches,TheySuck September 19, 2011

Maggie

It means annoying or to be annoyed

Man that girl won't shut up she is so maggie.

That so maggie.

They actin maggie rights now.

by Cap505 March 6, 2014

Maggie

A slut that cheats on a loyal man with many Mexicans and feels no remorse.

Maggie is dirtier than a sewer.

by Free-spirited October 21, 2016

Maggie

A huge hoe who thinks she can fight anyone but gets beat up everytime and she also cheats on every guy she dates and is extremely ugly

Eww that girl is such a maggie

by Ugly azzzz January 16, 2017

Maggie

The kinda bitch to get turned on by sombreros

I saw some bitch boning a Mexican. She must be a Maggie

by LilThookah August 31, 2020

Maggie

An amazing friend that you will always somehow end up starting to fall for. Though if you do fall for her, it should be a challenge practically to the death of getting her. When you finally get her, you'll never regret it. She's even nicer and funnier than before. Everyone should be able to have a Maggie. Hey, my opinion on this is maybe a Jackson and Maggie would be pretty good ;).

"Hey who is that?"
"Oh, just Maggie. She's just perfect and amazing in every possible way."

by The person that likes Maggie.. June 9, 2020

Maggie

She is your friend that loves squishies, stuffed animals, has two nintendo switches, has a 3 story house, and is rich for where she lives. She likes/does ASMR and many other weird and creepy things

“Do you see Maggie over there!”
“Yeah! She brought her stuffed animal and Nintendo switch to school today!”

by ppispp November 19, 2018