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Black Madonna

1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.

2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.

3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.

4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"

2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."

3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"

4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Lady Madonna Ramsay

A celebrity who has a world famous pretzel business.
by kuonsmask January 22, 2022
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practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.
Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.
by definedayone May 4, 2015
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lerciata la madonna

An a italian parol dat use to bhe rude and emotional at the same time . Colorful unit!
cigolo un botto lerciata la madonna...
nos on me lerciata la madonna
madonna saraspagliata
by CRACKMOLESTO March 1, 2019
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l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna

This expression translates directly to, 'the immaculate octopus mary magdalen' and is used to express awe in a situation of disbelief and utter shock.

Only those of profound knowledge are able to attain such vocabulary of mass intellect. It is said to have been passed down from generations.
e.g. Kenneth: kont taf li il-bajd ta Gandhi ghandhom riha ta laham nej? (did you know that Gandhi's ball sack reeks of raw meat?)

Maurice: l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna, waqqajtli tlett sufiet minn imniehri! (he immaculate octopus mary magdalen, i have shed three nose hairs!)
by ommok69 January 16, 2023
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Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
by soursabbath July 16, 2019
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Mayonnaise

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018
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