Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!

I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.

by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024

macromanager

The opposite of micromanager; one who handles or directs business in a pleasant manner

I love to macromanage

I am a macromanager

by Eppyoop June 11, 2024

maramentia

When you can't remember s#$! After smoking cannabis, you have Maramentia.

Linda has Maramentia!

by Beaucephous June 16, 2024

Macromancy

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.

The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.

by nunuhya January 3, 2025

Macradacious

A word used when someone or a situation makes you angry, bamboozled and flabbergasted all at the same time.

I fear that this makes me macradacious.

You make me macradacious.

by FatherJ2000 March 23, 2025

malcramé

Setting up the killing of a more senior officer or NCO by a subordinate using some type of cordage such as rope or twine

"Ivan did a little malcramé on the Lieutenant's parachute before the jump. Problem solved."

by malcramé July 9, 2025

Malcramé

Akin to fragging. Sabotaging a packed parachute by tying its lines together, which results in the parachute not deploying correctly and the user suffering injuries or getting killed in the ensuing high-speed crash. Some examples of malcramé occurred in a Russian airborne troops training center where cadets sabotaged their instructor's main and backup chute in this manner as a revenge for constant bullying and harassment on his behalf.

"I've had it with that bastard NCO and his bullying. We're doing training jumps tomorrow, let's malcramé his chutes and be rid of him for good.

by Myrmycoleon July 9, 2025