Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
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by ChrisLaskowskiFromKiskiIsAFag May 14, 2014
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This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
by montorole October 31, 2023
Get the Máchine mug.1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 20, 2006
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Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007
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