macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017

Macaroni

A Jamaican term/nickname given to a person who does something stupid things mainly while driving.

Bryan a drive pon di wrong side a di road, him a muss macaroni.

by islandguy876 July 9, 2018

Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper June 5, 2018

Macaroni

A small charger that plays basketball. The size of a macaroni shell. Who knows, she might be cheesy!

The macaroni made her way through the herd.

by Oh Zempic Man November 7, 2019

sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019