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my baby momma 

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.
my baby momma by vito90 April 30, 2003

Show My Homework moment 

A moment which is so Show My Homeworkable, it causes people to "Show Their Homework".
Spider-Man 4 has been cancelled?! Show My Homework moment .

My hero moment 

The perceived and/or fabricated hardships of someone try to generate sympathy on social media in order to gain social credit and respect.

Typically, the hardship was minimal.
The guy is talking about how he worked in a cafe for 10 minutes and got slightly cold one time. A true "my hero moment".
My hero moment by MrT-maybe April 13, 2022

Oh my lanta moment. 

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.
Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.
Oh my lanta moment. by Aagag December 11, 2019

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy 

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy by Puva August 17, 2024

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.