Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible October 27, 2008

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Suck my dick

Slang used by girls at Rayne High School who think they look like Cardi B.

Leave me alone and suck my dick

by Mhmnmnm November 16, 2018

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fuck my dick

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 14, 2019

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Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

by The Sensation of YHS June 28, 2011

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Suck My Dick

Usually meant as an insult, "Suck My dick" is a rude way of telling someone to go away, it is often used by men, and women who have had enough of one's behavior.

You know what, suck my dick. Shut up, or suck my dick!

by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖊 October 22, 2018

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