Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.

I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.

Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.

by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008

Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.

I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.

by chzmn January 8, 2016

Muddy Day

when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah

Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit

by csusb person, yes it me May 27, 2009

Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010