your moms box

your mothers vagina

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.

by Mike W. January 21, 2003

momster

An active member of the mommy mafia. (A mobster in the mommy mafia.)

"She's a new member of the West Oak Mommy Mafia - a momster in training."

by Regan and Lisa Brunsvold January 10, 2008

your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

by TheConnorG February 14, 2017

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

moms

A single mother who takes on the role of both mother and father.

"My moms works two jobs to provide for me and my sisters."

by iloveart January 26, 2012

mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow

where is the mowsie cat today?

by carly hinton January 13, 2008

momsphyxiation

A feeling of light-headedness occuring after a parent (usually a mom) spends several minutes blowing on hot food to make it cool enough for a toddler to eat.

Dad: "Honey, why are you on the floor."
Mom: "I was getting Junior some mac and cheese, but I was blowing on it to cool it off. The next thing I knew I came to on the floor."
Dad: "Sounds like momsphyxiation."

by scatterfan September 29, 2009