A woman using anything and everything at her disposal to convince a police officer not to give her a ticket. Can be used with other authority figures as well. See sharing french fries.
She got pulled over again, but she just gave the cop some good Minnesota eyes, and he ripped up the ticket. Seems like she's given Minnesota eyes to half the force by now.
by halpert99 May 12, 2010
The action of a girl pulling "tugging" with such force on a man's snuff (uncircumsized penis) that it causes the penis to flip inside out to the point that it resembles a naked mole rat.
by Snuffy McKlavinson April 07, 2011
A woman engaging in anal sex in reverse cowgirl position whilst trying to chug a gallon of milk. The male encourages by cheering "chug"repeatedly.
Cody told us all, "next time I give her the Minnesota milkquake, I'm either gonna do it in the backyard or at her place"
by chutney von braunya November 23, 2010
Rochester, MN is the biggest town in Minnesota save the twin cities. Heres a not-so-brief description of it...
Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.
A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.
Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC
The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.
This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.
Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.
A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.
Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC
The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.
This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.
Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
by Spork1997 March 16, 2012
The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.
Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
by woody#1 March 01, 2009
A geographical anomaly whereby a penis erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of Minnesota to buttfuck the unknown Canadian province above it.
Over in Winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a Canadian History erupts from a man displaying a Minnesota penis while penetrating the Canadian border.
by Cr newsies February 11, 2010
When a boy jizzes in between a girl's tits, then rubs his dick back and forth in the area between the tits, pushing the jizz to the side. This replicates how a snowplow pushes snow to the side of the street.
Over-excited boy, "Man, I totally gave Sarah a Minnesota snowplow last night!" "Bro, no fucking way, you're the man!" "Yea you should have seen her when I was done, she was covered!"
by Zach Coolcat September 11, 2010