Minecraft Hunger Games

the original battle royale. better than all others whether you like it or not.

-dude my man are you playing fortnite? -naw fam that shits trash im playing minecraft hunger games... now get out of my house yoU FORTNITE LOVING PEICE OF SHIT

by SuckAFag October 21, 2018

minecrastinating

to play minecraft instead of doing something actually important.

I could have went to work, but I spent all day minecrastinating.

by LIVESTRONG(mwr) October 7, 2011

Minecraft Universal constant

It is a number not comprehendible by anything or anyone in this or any other universe

i.e 10^10^10^1.3134

The Minecraft Universal constant is the largest number known to man

by FloatingFish2003 December 11, 2020

Minecraft

A kick ass game that is being built slowly. The creator is notch, and he programs the game.

Person1: Hey.
Person2: Shut the fuck up! I'm playing Minecraft!

by Seelad June 11, 2010

Minecraft noob

A Minecraft noob is someone who is new to minecraft, and does not know much about it. Some examples are, but not limited to
-Thinking Redstone is rubies.
-Tries to make coal/lapis tools
-Goes out at night with leather armor and a wooden sword
-Makes a dirt house
-Tries to punch stone
-Gladly trades his diamonds for gold
-Digs straight down/up

Here is an example of a Minecraft Noob:
Rockee3: Yay i found diamonds!
Simba94: Cool. Say, ive got this gold pickaxe.
Rockee3: Ok, I'll trade you my 7 diamonds for your golden pick.
Simba94: Ok, *throws pick*
Rockee3:*throws diamonds*
Simba94 (to himself): Gee, what a noob

by 2k>EA14 August 21, 2013

Minecraft "Swag"

A person who is insanely addicted to Minecraft and cannot stop talking about it. He/She believes that He/She is the best at Minecraft.

"Omg check that house out, Minecraft "Swag"

by lebo 1 December 6, 2011

Miner's Stew

The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.

Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015