Minecraft noob

A Minecraft noob is someone who is new to minecraft, and does not know much about it. Some examples are, but not limited to -Thinking Redstone is rubies. -Tries to make coal/lapis tools -Goes out at night with leather armor and a wooden sword -Makes a dirt house -Tries to punch stone -Gladly trades his diamonds for gold -Digs straight down/up
Here is an example of a Minecraft Noob: Rockee3: Yay i found diamonds! Simba94: Cool. Say, ive got this gold pickaxe. Rockee3: Ok, I'll trade you my 7 diamonds for your golden pick. Simba94: Ok, *throws pick* Rockee3:*throws diamonds* Simba94 (to himself): Gee, what a noob
by 2k>EA14 August 20, 2013
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Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following: -Thinking a 16-bit game is shit -Not knowing what to do when you first spawn -Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them -Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds -Thinking redstone is ruby -Spending more than a minute punching stone -Digging sand or gravel directly above you -Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you -Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel -Attempting to pet a wolf -Entering a cave without torches -Walking past iron ore and coal And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob: Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute! *sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!* Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
by cinnabellex3 February 20, 2012
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