donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.

Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.

by James Vanderball August 18, 2006

Butt Mess

A word defining a problem where your butt leaks or seaps profusely.

Shauna has some wicked bad butt mess.

by Jill45 August 5, 2007

zesty mess

Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.

After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.

by EricAndrew October 26, 2008

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

Egress a Hot Mess

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.

by natfipples November 7, 2017