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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by anonymous April 23, 2023
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Beat it like it owes me money

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.
by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006
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good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.
Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
by skidsstars October 10, 2018
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Your like a brother to me.

FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."
Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.

Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.

-------Tomorrow--------

Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.

Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.

Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --

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Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?

Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.

Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.

Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)

Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.
by MoneyMoneyBitches. May 3, 2010
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ur like a brother to me

well ur fucked then..

foreal
Me: hey.. ily
crush: sorry but ur like a brother to me
Me: oh.
by pls help i got rejected August 12, 2019
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