A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
by ChloeDaria February 21, 2009
Maui Waui And The Good Vibrations. Really cool band from Long Island. Their shows are really fun. Cool people. Sexy girls dancing. 311, Sublime, red hot chili peppers vibe going on. Awesome people!
by Maui Fan October 15, 2009
It's when you're hooking up with a chick and she puts EZ Mac in the microwave for 60 seconds. You then have 60 seconds to run to the nearest softball field and sit indian style in left field. You then have to sprint back to the apartment right as she is pulling out the EZ Mac and is about to say "I'm gonna eat this EZ Mac, and then I'm gonna have sex with insert name
Did you hook up with that chick last night? Yea man, she gave me the Long Island Dan, almost pulled my hamstring running all the way back from left field.
by wildabeast in the butt May 01, 2009
by Dreamypalmtree June 18, 2020
A single blunt containing 5 (or more) different strains of Marijuana. Similar to how a Long Island Ice Tea contains 5 types of alcohol, but with weed. Typically found in areas where marijuana or medical marijuana is legal.
Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.
Originated in Colorado
Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.
Originated in Colorado
by Papa Skunk September 17, 2013
Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols
Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!
by funkdrucker March 16, 2022
A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them
by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017