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Warrior One: Golf is more difficult than fishing
Litgator Warrior: Golf is is similar to racing, with the golf player being the driver and the clubs being the engine. With that, it is nearly impossible to construe golf and fishing are anything alike, except that fishing and golf both take patience and skill, and both hobbies are expensive which make them similar. Professionales exist and compete in both sports, as well as amateurs, yet racing and fishing as you said, are very different with increasing similarities after close examination.
Warrior One: That's not what I said.
Litigator Warrior: That is exactly (bolded, intalicized & underlined) what you said.
Litgator Warrior: Golf is is similar to racing, with the golf player being the driver and the clubs being the engine. With that, it is nearly impossible to construe golf and fishing are anything alike, except that fishing and golf both take patience and skill, and both hobbies are expensive which make them similar. Professionales exist and compete in both sports, as well as amateurs, yet racing and fishing as you said, are very different with increasing similarities after close examination.
Warrior One: That's not what I said.
Litigator Warrior: That is exactly (bolded, intalicized & underlined) what you said.
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Potential vexatious litigant, Anne Mayers, who fell off a garage roof after a night's partying is suing her landlords over her injuries. The 29 year old says they should have warned her not to dance on the roof after drinking.
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