liberal

in the U.S. Someone who means well, but doesn't understand that "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" - Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

see also Naive, Hypocrite

Johnny means well, but like most Liberal asshats, he hasn't thought it through yet.

liberal by epicsftw February 7, 2008

liberal

A conservative who has not been mugged yet.

He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.

liberal by don February 19, 2007

liberal

Liberals believe in BIG government which means the government should be allowed to tax everything up to 60% or more so people that choose not to work can have everything supplied to them for free by the government.
That is why we are losing so many companies to over seas smart countrys give tax credits and incentives for buisness to open there.

CANADA is the true definition of a liberal country

liberal by lil miss February 19, 2007

liberal

A person, generally associated with Democrats, who often contradicts him/herself on many issues. They generally have good ideas, but do not think very much about the issues at stake. Their general views tend to be: anti-war, pro-abortion, pro-taxes, anti-religion, etc.
On racial relations: Liberals will ensure "equality" of minorities by giving themselves fewer rights.
On the environment: Use tons of paper to protest cutting down a forest.
On personal responsibilities: There are none. The government must stop every choice a person makes before said person makes that choice.

Liberals want all Constitutional Rights enforced, except the right to bear arms.
Liberals support abortion, but reject the notion of killing terrorists.
Liberals claim George W. Bush is an incompetent boob, yet claim he masterminded 9/11.
Liberals believe in evolution, but shun survival of the fittest.

liberal by Some other guy September 23, 2005

liberal

Someone who wants to feel cool even if they are a jerk..... wanting to have cake and eat it too..
guy who smokes weed as a teacher to feel cool.

Liberal , liberalism, hippie throw back,
Because i smoke weed that makes me look cool and young but if i saw a guy getting muged on street unless it would benefit me or my family i would walk by them and not say a word.

Lapd were wrong to beat up Rodney king but if i robbed someone it was ok..
If anything goes on out side my box i cant react but i smoke weed and im cool, read some poetry and its all good, ir u watch porn

liberal by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009

Liberal

A very politically ill-informed socialist masquerading as U.S. citizen. Liberals generally exercise the use of a loud voice to win arguments. Liberals will sometimes gather to protest a subject that they feel is very important, inconveniencing hundreds that are trying to get on with their lives.

A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.

Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.

Conservative: "It was Clinton's fault for dumping military funds into our national debt! How could you think it was Bush's 'failed policies' that brought on trillions of dollars of debt!? If we were going to prevent further terrorist action, then we had to go to the source to stop it."

Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"

Conservative: "You're not even listening-"

Liberal: "Moron!"

Conservative: "S-"

Liberal: "MORON!"

Liberal by a very pant March 28, 2009

Liberal

One of two individuals.

1. Generally a progressive individual who sees that government should have enough power to provide for the every need of the citizens of that nation. A kind hearted soul who feels that government should be able to take care of people.

2. A closed-minded, politically correct nitwit who believes that Christians are evil, America is terrible, white people should feel guilty, Republicans are homophobic and racist, and that any form of morality is a bad thing to have.

1. My girlfriend is a liberal. I don't agree that government should have so much power, but I see her point of view. She just thinks this is the best way to help people.

2. Thank God that liberal bastard Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. Now if only Rachel Maddow would leave and Janeane Garofalo would just disappear.

Liberal by Alexhandr February 23, 2011