Landorus

a pokemon you will never forget when you enter a game of ou

Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Toxic

person 1: what pokemon should i add to my ou team?
person 2: landorus therian

by Nick Garr September 4, 2022

Urban Landmarks

The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.

Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.

After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.

by CapeMag September 23, 2010

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Studded Landmine

A Lego brick

"Ah, shit I stepped on a studded landmine"

by MyMainManSlinky November 9, 2017

The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).

Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!

by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020

Abbey and Landon

Abbey is the most wonderful and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is truly a gift from god, and she will always be kindhearted. She and Landon and made for each other. Landon is a cute, flirty, down to earth kind of guy. Abbey is a sweet, caring, loving soul. Landon and Abbey will always care for each other regardless of their distance. Overall, they are an awesome power couple, that will love and cherish each other for eternity.

"ugh...how long will it take for Abbey and Landon to get together already"

by loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 28, 2021

Landmass

The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi.

Substitute the word Landmass or Mass for the State of Mississippi in anything, especially in a good meme. Ole Mass. Landmassians. University of Southern Landmass. Post it online. Sell t-shirts.

by jeffd82 August 29, 2012