lagger

a person who says they`re going to do something but doesn`t.

Jenny:yer meetin` us at the movies rite??
Brianna:yah. i`ll be there.

(the next day)

Jenny: where is she??
Melissa: that lagger..

by jully. May 13, 2005

laggage

When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.

Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?

by Undugrownd December 13, 2008

Laggravation

The feeling you get when you begin buffering during a movie, game, etc.

Why does Call of Duty cause me so much laggravation.

by TheCuriousAsian June 21, 2011

Laggravated

Being aggravated by so much lag

This lag in my COD game is causing me to die a lot, im so Laggravated.

by Im Laggravated all the time January 16, 2012

lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

by Thorntor September 28, 2014

Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.

You have a Laggy Toaster.

by Rachelier April 18, 2018

laggy dick

When you climax during sex but don't jizz until a few minutes later.

I finished fucking Shea the other night and I was just laying in bed and came while watching tv. Got a bad laggy dick.

by Bylake February 24, 2018